Book of Tales' Satirical Magazine
The Well-Known Politician
An Exclusive Interview
In the name of Liberty
I invade your country.
In the name of Human Rights
I get you into fights.
In the name of Democracy
I establish my own monarchy.
In the name of Equality
I raise tax, Vat and duty.
I bring Stability and Prosperity.
Not to you!
But for my own family.
And there is nothing you can do
but to
Vote for me!
And don't worry.
God is on my side.
I have nothing to hide.
Honestly
you can Thrust me.
For I am
the dodgy vendor;
Mister Big Pretender.
© Brigitte Franssen 2006
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