In the name of Liberty
we invade a far away country.

In the name of Human Rights
we get you into fights.

In the name of Democracy
we establish our own monarchy.

In the name of Equality
we raise tax, Vat and duty.

We bring Stability and Prosperity.
Not to you!
But to our own family.
And there is nothing you can do
but to

         Vote for him or me!

But don't worry.
God is on your side
we have to much to hide.
Honestly
you can thrust neither him nor me.

For we are the dodgy vendors
also known as
The Big Pretenders.